Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, you get a very old car that came from the time where cars were first made and it has only 1 Horse Power.

I wish I have the ability to hack into computers throughout the whole world without them knowing it was me who did it.

Wish granted, but because Humanity will stubbornly fight back, they will keep inventing new ways to stop you but your mind will fill up with so much bypassing information you'll eventually snap.

I wish i could fly!

Wish granted,but you can never reach the ground again.

I wish my new bag would hurry up & get here...without being broken xD

Granted, they work too fast that they accidentally replaced your bag with a woman's handbag xD

I wish that I can download stuff super fast

Granted, but then you get viruses & your computer dies

I wish i could shapeshift? xD

Granted, you can shapeshift between genders

I wish that I can eat good food everyday

Granted,but it begins to taste horrible.

I wish there was an anime con soon I could go to xP

Granted but you will be trapped in the anime forever and can never leave even if you repeatedly reached the final episode--it will just bring you back to the first episode all over again.

I wish I had an identical twin.

granted but they are your evil twin that you get in trouble for

i wish for a cracker (im hungry)

Granted but you get a ~nut~ ~cracker~ instead.

I wish that I can finish this assignment by today

Granted, but then you fail.

I wish I had a copy of FF7, that worked.

Granted but the game will only work for anyone except you.

I wish I don't have to do an individual presentation during Colloquium (Research presentation) :<

Done, but you would have gotten an A on it and it would have made your grades better

I wish for a new del laptop with an intium v4 ocessor with intel

Granted, but the delivery guy shows up at your doorstep once more saying that there was been a mistake with the details of the receiver as the correct client had a similar name to yours and he has to take back the laptop.

I wish to could talk to my friend who went missing or rather "missing-in-action" for more than half the year (this year).

Granted, but they have lost their voice and cant talk back (omg, Im sorry to hear that D=)

I wish I had enough money to buy all my friends a decent christmas present

Granted, but for some reason you paid for all the presents with a credit card and now you're maxed out the card's credit. Now the credit card company is hunting you down for the debts you owed.

I wished could do something to cheer up my friend who just broke up with his girlfriend.

Granted, you are forced to become a jester so you can cheer him up

I wish I own a game engine to make games that reach the standard of a normal Casual Game

Granted, but nobody plays the games.

I wish my coursework was finished & out of the way, & Ive passed them all.

Granted! But due to some mistake, you place your assignment paper (assuming this is a paperwork coursework) in the wrong assignment collection box and have to waste half the day going through all the collection boxes to find your paper to resubmit it again.

I wish I could stop time from advancing whenever I like.

Granted, but suddenly everybody stopped for permanent and you can't do anything to turn everything back to normal.

I wish that my work will be more appreciated one day

granted,but someone will have stolen your ideas & be taking your credit.

i wish i had a decent art programme x.x;

uh, granted but it vanishes.

i wish i had a big bowl of icecream.

Granted, but before you could take a bite, some random person accidentally crashed into you making you drop the bowl and all the ice-cream spilled on the ground.

I wish there were more than 24hours in a day.

Granted, but theres only 25 hours, and we lose some days of the year

I wish that Nezumi wasn't scared so easily x.x; (new pet mouse)

Granted, it suddenly become too violent that it starting to bite off everything in front of it.

I wish that I have a good memory.