Corrupted Wish Game

I wish school didn't exist!!

Granted but you get stupider every day.

i wish i could go on vacation.

Granted but you can never see any of your friends

I wish for darkness

Granted, not only will you never see the daylight, all light emitting devices can never give out light and you will live your whole life stumbling in darkness.

I wish that life is like an anime or manga.

granted, as the tentacles start heading towards you.

I wish for freedom

@Seraphic
Tentacles? reminds me of those creepy hands behind the door of "truth" in FMA when Ed and Al performed the forbidden human transmutation. LOL

Granted, all rules that bound you are no more but since everyone will also be free to do what they like. There'll be chaos throughout the universe.

I wish that there will be no more suffering in this world.

Wish granted, but cause people cant feel pain or pestilence, they wont learn from their mistakes and Go mad with hormones and instincts, creating worldly Chaos!

i wish no one ever went hungry again.

Granted, people all around the world have plenty to eat but they also become too well fed that cause an incredible rise in many health problems and diseases.

I wish I will be able to go to Japan.

Wish granted but the season where taxes rise and merchant literally charge and tax the heck out of stuff you didnt buy or pay much for when you get there. I'd go sleep outside in a safe spot.

I wish that no homeless person was left out on the street.

Granted, they now all reside in your room

I wish my red light globe didn't just burn out

Granted but it'll get brighter and brighter, and you will see no end to it as it eats your electric bill up! I'd think of getting of a second home if i were you.

I wish every obese person out there could get free membership to gyms =3

Granted but they died because of being tired.

i wish i was dead.

Granted, but no one attend your funeral

I wish I had a new comp

granted but your old one will come alive and kill you

I wish for the power of absolute obedence to those who look into my eye
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Granted, they obey the opposite of what you asked.

I wish I have $20 right now so I can go and hang out today again.

Yes but the day shall repeat, giving you nothing more or less of twenty dollars. doomed to repeat. And you cant even save it for another day.

I wish i could be super strong.

Granted, you are now strong enough that everything you touch slightly are bound to be destroyed or crushed.

I wish I can go to another world.

Wish granted but your means of transportation will take you to more hostile worlds.

I wish for every M&M i ate, i'd get a dollar.

Granted, but the all the dollar bill you received are money from the Monopoly game and can't be used in real buy and sell trading.

I wish that we can graduate without having to do any undergraduate thesis.

uh granted. and uh but the earth falled to pieces.

i wish i had a magic lamp.

Granted, but your genie just don't want to grant a single thing of your wishes and just drop you in a big despair.

I wish I could sleep during my class and no C- mark in my report card for doing it.

Granted, you get expelled instead.

I wish my wallet always have money in it

granted but it's only a dolar hehehe


I wish I've done all my homework

Granted, but all the answers are wrong

I wish my bank's interest are 500% every day

Granted, but the bank goes bankrupt and you lose whatever money you have.

I wish I don't have to attend tomorrow's classes.