Corrupted Wish Game

You get very very sick that you have to rush to the hospital and forced to skip a day's classes. Wish granted.

I wish I won a contest and get nice prizes.

granted but the prizes turn out to be stolen.

I wish for a container of pringles

Granted, but it happened to be stolen as well. xD

I wish for a nice day

granted, but the next day will be horrible.

I wish for me to ace my 7 exams tomorrow

Granted but was called a nerd and you will never be cool

i wish for my ex-girlfriend to live me again.

granted, it was only temporary because your wish is confusing and the one who grants your wish does not want you to get hurt or suffer.


I wish that my internet speed becomes faster

granted but it crushes. (i mean love)

i wish i was at my favorite club.

Granted but everyone in the entire vicinity will be there to, where you and some others cant get in cause its full.

I wish for a donut!

Granted, but the donut you received is moldy and you have to throw it away.

I wish to have a costume for Halloween

Granted but it'll be pretty and cute, not scary at all.

I wish for 1 million bucks!

Granted! You're now a proud owner of a million bucks! And not just any bucks, the finest, pure breed African antelopes (bucks) Now you can start that antelope farm that you always wanted. (xD)

I wish to discover a new planet!

Wish granted but it becomes inhabital because it sucked all the bad gases and waste from Earth to that planet.

I wish every freelance police could be hired around the world =3

granted, but they are retarded and have o.c.d.

i wish for a gundam

Granted but you get the big bad-butt one that slowly drains your life away and becomes a big threat to humanity once it wonders why it should be taking orders from flesh bags, and absorb other means of life to become more hideous, bigger and stronger, even if it means robbing its pilots life force.

I wish there was peace forever and ever xD

Granted (lol should I break it?), but its was temporary. Eventually they all start to go back their old ways again.

I wish for infinite points for all my favorite online games.

Granted but you can never advance to the next stage no matter what because all the site owners decided to drop their game projects all together.

I wish that my room would magically clean itself up after I messed the place up with all my stuff lying all over the place.

Granted, it cleaned up completely. With all your stuff in the room disappeared into thin air

I wish that I have more time.

Granted, but then time stops completely & everyone is frozen with it but you.

I wish I had Cloud cosplay xD

Granted but Sephiroth comes to life and decides to play...by his own bloody rules xD

I wish i had a hamburger!

Granted, you will be provided with all the materials to make the hamburger except for the kitchen stove and the meat for the hamburger which is...let's say very alive and it just ran out the kitchen through the open door...

I wish I have more time to sleep...

Granted but you'll never wake up again!

I wish i could be young forever =3

Granted, you become a baby forever. Can't do anything so there's no point wishing for it

I wish that I never catch a cold anymore

Granted, but you'll catch the mumps always.

I wish i could be taller

(Goodness, that wish reminds me of Edward Elric in volume 17 of Fullmetal xD)

Granted, someone appear to implant silicon on your head which makes you taller a little but your head will be longer.

I wish that I have an unlimited access of internet at my home.

Granted but everyone else will and since there is no Super Mega ultra server, the Internet Lag's like Heck, never to function properly every again cause everyone wont give up a once in a life time for Unlimited internet.

I wish i had a car.