Silly Ad-How to Get Rid of Idiots

Hi all,

What I'm about to post is definitely spammy but it's meant in all good fun. Anyway, I thought of this ad which I made up. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: This isn't a real ad. Just something I made up. lol

Announcer: Had a bad day at work or school? Idiots getting on your case and refusing to leave you alone? Don't fret, folks! Now there's a solution to all your problems. It's....

Idiot Be Gone!

(shows the pic of a spray can which has the name of the product-I'd draw one but my artistic skills reek lol)

One spray of this and all your problems will be over. The idiots will run away in terror, for the smell will repulse them so much that they head towards the nearest cliff and jump over it.

Try Idiot Be Gone! Free samples being give away now!

(Ok, I know that was silly but I've never claimed to be normal. lol)

lol Can I get one of these please? There is an idiot getting on my case now and I seriously need one of those. xD

lol I have free samples. *gives a sample to Love*

It's still a bit experimental so I don't know how well it'll work.

lol Thanks. I'll test it and and report the results. xD

lol Thanks. I hope it'll work. We need more of these sprays to get rid of idiots. XD

I can see this as being helpful, but I am worried it might be used against me...
I mean, we are all idiots at times.

@Kuidon:

lol Well, you might ask Love more about this but I have a specific definition of what an idiot is, which doesn't necessarily apply to everyone. Like the idiots who have gotten on my case in the past are those who are inconsiderate (meaning that they don't think before they speak or act), those who make obviously stupid decisions, etc. Without going into detail, let's say that a place that Love and I used to go on is full of that stupidity and sure could use a massive whiff of Idiot Be Gone! spray.

You don't fit my definition of an idiot so need to worry.