"I would rather" game

Hi all,

I came up with this game. I don't think it's been on other sites so figured I'll test it out here and see how popular it is.

So basically, this is how the game works. You create a sentence like so:

"I would rather ____________________ than ____________________."

So you fill in the blanks with whatever activity you wish. The more creative and fun, the better. Then the next poster takes the above poster's second fill in the blank and uses it for his/her first blank and then comes up with a new activity for the second blank.

Here's an example to illustrate:

First poster:

I would rather stand upside down on my head than fly around like cuckoo bird.

Second poster:

I would rather fly around like a cuckoo bird than do 1000 jumping jacks.

So I think you all get the idea. I'll go ahead and start.

I would rather fly to the moon than fight a deadly shark.

i would rather go shopping than sit around and eat cheezsticks.

I would rather sit around and eat cheezsticks than jump off a cliff

I would rather jump off a cliff than to be stuck with my most hated enemy

I would rather be stuck with my worst hated enemy than fight 1000 deadly ninjas.

I would rather fight 1000 deadly ninjas than fighting 1000 deadly dragons

I would rather fight 1000 deadly dragons than eat a ton of mushrooms xP

I would rather eat a ton of mushrooms than eat 1000 tons of broccoli.

I would rather eat 1000 tons of broccoli, than have a deadly cancer.

I would rather have deadly cancer than be infected with the black plague.

I would rather be infected with the black plague than be poisoned and die instantly.

I would rather be poisoned and die instantly than to be burned alive

I would rather be burned alive than have a flock of sheep baa outside my window.

I would rather have a flock of sheep "baa-ing" outside my window than to have rats running wild in my house

I would rather have rats running wild in my house than be found sneaking by my mother.

I would rather be found sneaking by my mother than to be found sneaking by my father (dad's scarier )

(lol)

I would rather be found sneaking by my father than be kidnapped by aliens.

I would rather be kidnapped by aliens than be kidnapped by mermaids

I would rahter be kidnapped by mermaids than to be "Today's special" on the menu of "Cannibal's delicacy".

I'd rather be "Today's special" on the menu of "Cannibal's delicacy" than relive today x.x;

I would rather relive today than deal with my mother ridiculing me several years ago. (Yeah, this actually happened, believe it or not, even though I did things really well and all. )

I rather have my mother ridiculing me than being hounded by crazy people

I would rather be hounded by crazy people than have my computer suddenly crash on me.

i would rather be crashed on by a computer than explode trying to stop a bomb.

I would rather explode trying to stop a bomb than to see other people get hurt.